Apr. 23rd, 2013

purplekitte: (i am a grown-up)
Crack fic ideas of the day:

- Lorgar becomes a hikikomori and locks himself in his room for ten thousand years until everyone stops being mean to him, playing video games and writing fanfic on the Warpnet. Kor Phaeron is his Japanese mother, who keeps leaving food outside his door and copies of Shounen Jump and keeps asking if you're sure you don't want to talk to anyone, son? I could call Magnus and maybe you two could talk through the door if you're not comfortable with that much?

- Realising they shouldn't have sent a poet, instead of the remembrancer project, the Crusade fleets are sent a team of therapists by the Emperor. You're welcome. The end.

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