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[purplekitte]

I don't care how OOC it is, I like writing Three Pillars because I like writing undiplomatic hormonal Endymion instead of the one-sided Beryl/Endymion that more properly fits the show or Dark Prince Endymion mind-control pr0n or something.

Title: Hit That
Author: purplekitte
Medium: Fanfic
Theme: Pairing-a-day--Beryl/Endymion
Genre: Romance
Version: PGSM
Rating: PG

“And if you mess with my kid sister, I’ll mess you up.”

“Yes, I’m sure your threats will do more good than the days of warnings about what your father will do if the betrothal’s broken,” said Jadeite dryly.

Nephrite jabbed a finger at the boy barely entering his teenaged years. “I’m not talking about that. I’m saying that if you break my sister’s heart, I’ll kill you.”

“Just the behavior one would expect from a bodyguard,” Zoisite said even drier.

“Boys. Master Endymion. Your betrothed is here.”

“Beryl!” Nephrite greeted the girl about Endymion’s age.

“Damn. I never expected a female Nephrite to be so damn hot. I’d hit that.”

Nephrite hit him. Endymion nursed his first black eye of the day and went to introduce himself anyway.

Comments

[sea_thoughts]

*lol* This is so wrong, I love it! XD

[lovelylytton.livejournal.com]

Beryl is Nephrite's sister in this one? Interesting, very very interesting. I liked the snark, it was a a pleasure to read.

[purplekitte.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I seem to recall I'd been seeing a lot of people writing Beryl as Nephrite's sister around the time I wrote this, because I certainly didn't make up that part out of nowhere.