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Jul. 28th, 2007 01:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
purplekitteSorry if this offends anyone. I've never actually read this "conversion!fic" thing, so I wasn't sure how to write it to begin to parody it.
Title: Conversion
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
purplekitte
Theme: Crack--Bangle
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Version: Anime
Rating: PG
“Listen, listen!”
“What now?”
“We’re busy, Usagi,” snapped Rei.
“It’s important!”
“Fine. What?”
“We’ve got to Renounce our Pagan Ways and Accept into our Hearts Jesus Christ our Savior or we’ll go to Hell,” she pronounced, clutching the cross where the brooch containing the Silver Crystal had recently been.
The first sound that broke the long silence was Minako’s jangling bracelets as she hit the table. “I told you that being constantly hit on by lesbians would eventually destroy her sanity. I told you so!”
“If you won’t accept the truth I’m afraid I can’t associate with you anymore. I’m off to Bible Study.”
Title: Conversion
Author:
purplekitteTheme: Crack--Bangle
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Version: Anime
Rating: PG
“Listen, listen!”
“What now?”
“We’re busy, Usagi,” snapped Rei.
“It’s important!”
“Fine. What?”
“We’ve got to Renounce our Pagan Ways and Accept into our Hearts Jesus Christ our Savior or we’ll go to Hell,” she pronounced, clutching the cross where the brooch containing the Silver Crystal had recently been.
The first sound that broke the long silence was Minako’s jangling bracelets as she hit the table. “I told you that being constantly hit on by lesbians would eventually destroy her sanity. I told you so!”
“If you won’t accept the truth I’m afraid I can’t associate with you anymore. I’m off to Bible Study.”
