I am not actually going to write this

[purplekitte]

Crack fic ideas of the day:

- Lorgar becomes a hikikomori and locks himself in his room for ten thousand years until everyone stops being mean to him, playing video games and writing fanfic on the Warpnet. Kor Phaeron is his Japanese mother, who keeps leaving food outside his door and copies of Shounen Jump and keeps asking if you're sure you don't want to talk to anyone, son? I could call Magnus and maybe you two could talk through the door if you're not comfortable with that much?

- Realising they shouldn't have sent a poet, instead of the remembrancer project, the Crusade fleets are sent a team of therapists by the Emperor. You're welcome. The end.

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[thousanth]

But what fandom? :/9 Is he more of a Bleach or Naruto reader?

[purplekitte]

I forgot completely that not everyone reads it cover to cover to practice their Japanese whenever they get their hands on a physical copy of the whole thing. He probably wouldn't like Naruto that much because of Sasuke's fratricide obsession, because this is supposed to be escapist lit for him, but Bleach or One Piece would be okay. He would probably prefer seinen things with lots of mind-screws and symbolism as serious reading. I don't think he'd like Gintama that much, too much puerile comedy and he would identify with Takasugi and resent how condemned he is by the narrative. /Way too much thought put into this now.