sm_monthly Oct 23 theme
Oct. 9th, 2009 08:31 amAn ode to Pymatuning: I hate you.
Title: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Author:
purplekitte
Theme: Monster mash--Psychopath
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Version: Anime
Rating: PG
“I’m telling you, this is the perfect place for an ambush. Even if we start screaming and no matter how loud it is, everyone will think it’s part of the show.”
“Are you going in the corn maze or not?” Rei asked, crossing her arms against the orange harvest moon. “Scaredy-cat.”
“I am not! I’m just taking an interest in tactics is all.”
“She’s right,” Ami agreed with Usagi for once. “We would be easily snuck up on and ignored if attacked.”
“It’s just a haunted house, guys. They try to scare us; we try to find the exit to the maze. It’s October.”
“This would be the perfect hideout for a real serial axe murderer, youma or not.”
“The odds against us finding the one real serial killer in all of Japan are…”
A chainsaw engine revved up in the darkness behind Rei and they all screamed.
Elsewhere, in the Dark Kingdom:
“It’s beneath my dignity,” she insisted.
“You’re a youma!”
“But seriously, Zoisite-sama, a Native American harvest corn dancer costume? That’s pretty lame. Can’t you think of anything cooler?”
“For Samhain? I can’t imagine what.”
Title: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Author:
Theme: Monster mash--Psychopath
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Version: Anime
Rating: PG
“I’m telling you, this is the perfect place for an ambush. Even if we start screaming and no matter how loud it is, everyone will think it’s part of the show.”
“Are you going in the corn maze or not?” Rei asked, crossing her arms against the orange harvest moon. “Scaredy-cat.”
“I am not! I’m just taking an interest in tactics is all.”
“She’s right,” Ami agreed with Usagi for once. “We would be easily snuck up on and ignored if attacked.”
“It’s just a haunted house, guys. They try to scare us; we try to find the exit to the maze. It’s October.”
“This would be the perfect hideout for a real serial axe murderer, youma or not.”
“The odds against us finding the one real serial killer in all of Japan are…”
A chainsaw engine revved up in the darkness behind Rei and they all screamed.
Elsewhere, in the Dark Kingdom:
“It’s beneath my dignity,” she insisted.
“You’re a youma!”
“But seriously, Zoisite-sama, a Native American harvest corn dancer costume? That’s pretty lame. Can’t you think of anything cooler?”
“For Samhain? I can’t imagine what.”