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Title: Argumentative
Author: [livejournal.com profile] purplekitte
Medium: Fanfic
Theme: Pairing-a-day--Rei/Usagi
Genre: Humor
Version: Anime
Rating: PG

“I can’t stand you. Shut up!”

“So you can hog the conversation like you are the snacks?”

“I am not.”

“I don’t know why you’re having any. Oink, oink.”

“At least I’m not flat as a board.”

“You take that back.”

“Nothing that isn’t true, unlike me being fat.” Usagi stuck out her artificial-flavoring stained tongue.

“Check a scale.”

“Check your bra size.”

“Shingo, take more snacks to your sister and her friend upstairs,” Usagi’s mother called from downstairs.

“Usagi’s already eaten enough of them, like a pig,” Shingo complained, and Rei smirked. Then he continued, “Besides, I don’t want to go up there. They’re going to be all naked, what with how all over each other they are.”

“Hey!” they both yelled.

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