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Aug. 15th, 2007 04:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
purplekitteOh yes, more Endymion/Beryl/Kunzite crack for the win!
Title: The World As It Was
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
purplekitte
Theme: Crack--Creation
Genre: Romance
Version: PGSM
Rating: PG-13
This is how a world is created.
* * *
“This is Kunzite, Endymion. He’s going to be your guardian.”
“What’s that?” he asked with a childish lisp.
“He’s… he’s going to be your best friend.”
“Oh… okay then.”
* * *
“This is Lady Beryl, your betrothed.”
“Woo, she’s hot. Hey, what are your views on premarital sex?”
She slapped him. Kunzite slapped himself. They were thirteen.
* * *
“I can’t believe you two!”
“Endymion, I’m sorry! Don’t break the engagement or tell my father, please, I’ll do anything!”
“Not mention the breach of protocol of my chief bodyguard sleeping with my betrothed? I should have you flogged and you shipped to a convent. Or, better yet, I could just tell Jadeite and let you never live it down.” Endymion’s voice got more mocking as he went along.
Kunzite knew him well and stopped clutching the bedcovers so tightly. “You’re not mad?”
“You kissed me yesterday on the training field. And I made out with her in the powder room the day before last.”
“So… you like me and I like him and he likes you?”
“Well, I think those feelings are pretty mutual. Let’s have a threesome!”
* * *
This is how a world is destroyed.
* * *
“Hey guys? You know how I was out hunting in the country all week? Well, I got married! Isn’t that great?”
* * *
“Kunzite? Beryl? Where are you? Metallia’s forces are attacking the city!”
“Prince Endymion, you have to go.”
“I don’t know where they are.”
“The Shitennou are assuredly on the gates. Lady Beryl must have already been evacuated.”
“If you see them, tell them I’ve gone to Serenity.”
Title: The World As It Was
Author:
purplekitteTheme: Crack--Creation
Genre: Romance
Version: PGSM
Rating: PG-13
This is how a world is created.
* * *
“This is Kunzite, Endymion. He’s going to be your guardian.”
“What’s that?” he asked with a childish lisp.
“He’s… he’s going to be your best friend.”
“Oh… okay then.”
* * *
“This is Lady Beryl, your betrothed.”
“Woo, she’s hot. Hey, what are your views on premarital sex?”
She slapped him. Kunzite slapped himself. They were thirteen.
* * *
“I can’t believe you two!”
“Endymion, I’m sorry! Don’t break the engagement or tell my father, please, I’ll do anything!”
“Not mention the breach of protocol of my chief bodyguard sleeping with my betrothed? I should have you flogged and you shipped to a convent. Or, better yet, I could just tell Jadeite and let you never live it down.” Endymion’s voice got more mocking as he went along.
Kunzite knew him well and stopped clutching the bedcovers so tightly. “You’re not mad?”
“You kissed me yesterday on the training field. And I made out with her in the powder room the day before last.”
“So… you like me and I like him and he likes you?”
“Well, I think those feelings are pretty mutual. Let’s have a threesome!”
* * *
This is how a world is destroyed.
* * *
“Hey guys? You know how I was out hunting in the country all week? Well, I got married! Isn’t that great?”
* * *
“Kunzite? Beryl? Where are you? Metallia’s forces are attacking the city!”
“Prince Endymion, you have to go.”
“I don’t know where they are.”
“The Shitennou are assuredly on the gates. Lady Beryl must have already been evacuated.”
“If you see them, tell them I’ve gone to Serenity.”
