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Aug. 15th, 2007 04:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
purplekitteOh look, another Death Note crossover. Somehow it's always Rei.
Title: Thine Enemies
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
purplekitte
Theme: Crack--Voice
Genre: Comedy, Dark
Version: Anime, Death Note crossover
Rating: PG-13
“Wow, I can’t remember last time a human… made such use of one of these.”
“What are you, floating incorporeal voice?”
“I am a Shinigami, Hino Rei.”
“How do you know my name?”
“I can see lots of things about you. I’m trying my best to see right through your clothes.”
“Oh, a pervert.” She went back to writing, and ignoring him.
“Hey, hey, pay attention to me. That’s my Death Note you have there.”
“Are you going to try to take it back?”
“Nah. It’s yours now. You can call me Matt.”
“I’m going to be in a position to have to call you anything?”
“I’m haunting you. Or the Death Note or something. Mello didn’t feel like explaining it all to me and Ryuk’s with Light and no one else wanted to talk to me up there unless I had something to gamble.”
Rei expressed I have no idea what you’re talking about by resuming her writing.
“What are you doing with that?”
“Writing down the names of my enemies and the people I hate. Isn’t that how most people who get one of these react?”
“So you’re going through that book and copying down all the people’s names? How can you do it without the faces?”
“That’s what the candle’s for. I’m a priestess. I can see them in the fire.”
“But… Rei… that’s a phone book.”
Title: Thine Enemies
Author:
purplekitteTheme: Crack--Voice
Genre: Comedy, Dark
Version: Anime, Death Note crossover
Rating: PG-13
“Wow, I can’t remember last time a human… made such use of one of these.”
“What are you, floating incorporeal voice?”
“I am a Shinigami, Hino Rei.”
“How do you know my name?”
“I can see lots of things about you. I’m trying my best to see right through your clothes.”
“Oh, a pervert.” She went back to writing, and ignoring him.
“Hey, hey, pay attention to me. That’s my Death Note you have there.”
“Are you going to try to take it back?”
“Nah. It’s yours now. You can call me Matt.”
“I’m going to be in a position to have to call you anything?”
“I’m haunting you. Or the Death Note or something. Mello didn’t feel like explaining it all to me and Ryuk’s with Light and no one else wanted to talk to me up there unless I had something to gamble.”
Rei expressed I have no idea what you’re talking about by resuming her writing.
“What are you doing with that?”
“Writing down the names of my enemies and the people I hate. Isn’t that how most people who get one of these react?”
“So you’re going through that book and copying down all the people’s names? How can you do it without the faces?”
“That’s what the candle’s for. I’m a priestess. I can see them in the fire.”
“But… Rei… that’s a phone book.”
