melodrama

[purplekitte]

I blame this drabble entirely on chzbrg_of_doom's episode guides for the filler arc that I read all morning and chemical fumes that I inhalled all afternoon (I am never agreeing to make more Seppro C again without a better ventilated room). My dice gave my Chad/Hitsugaya, but I didn't write that.

Title: “Bride”
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Chad/Nova
Rating: PG
Warnings: shonen-ai, implied sex if you take it that way (I meant it that way, but *shrug*), melodramatic crack speeches
Word Count: 100
Time: 8 minutes
Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.

“Tally ho, my love! We shalt prevail!”

Nod.

“Never fear; I love you. When we have defeated Old Geezer and the Bount I shall make you my bride!”

Chad swept his companion off his feet bride-style with a kiss. Arms rapped around Chad’s neck. Chad strode off with his new bride.

A large white horse appeared and Chad jumped on and they rode off. Into the sunset.

Half-waking, Chad decided that perhaps he could find a slightly less melodramatic way to confess his love for Nova.

He woke, remembered where he was, and realized how unnecessary words were between them.