purplekitte

Akatsuki made-up origins fic. Just for the reference of not having to look these things up, the allegorical representations by ring: Rei--Pein, Seiryuu--Deidara, Byakko--Konan, Suzaku--Itachi, Genbu--Zetsu, Kuuchin--Orochimaru, Nanju--Kisame, Hokuto--Kakuzu, Santai--Hidan, Gyokunyo--Sasori

Title: The Last of the First
Author: purplekitte
'Verse: Naruto
Characters/Pairings: Pein/Konan, Deidara/Sasori, Itachi, Zetsu, Orochimaru, Kisame, Kakuzu/Hidan
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: gender-switch (though it's not really them, oh explaining is complicated), death, little bit of language
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Summary: The last of the original priests who sealed Bijuu.
Table/Prompt: Unthemed 2, goodbye
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for mission_insane: prompt Naruto, general series
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I read about the most recent developments in the Naruto plot yesterday. I know at great detail about these things, despite neither watching nor reading nor liking it (I only care, at all, for, some parts of, the fandom). Go figure. I had no reaction, whatsoever. My brain just hadn't processed. Then I shot up in bed at 3 a.m. and wrote this. Then I nearly slept through class. The characters are pretty OOC, but that was because I had forgotten their personalities and didn't care, so I made ones up (they had lines to say and they said them, that was their sole purpose).

For reference, the phrase jumping the shark.

Title: “Jumping the Shark”
Fandom: Naruto
Characters: Sasuke, Karin, Juugo, Suigetsu, mentions of Kisame and Itachi
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: up to chapter 349 or so (that general area, close enough)
Word Count: 437
Disclaimer: Naruto not mine
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